1. lazypacific:

    i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

    (Source: lazypacific, via sherlockocity)

     
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  5. thatfunnyblog:

    craig chill out man

    (Source: shovel2)

     

    1. partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
    2. me: okay
    3. me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
    4. partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
    5. me: no
    6. partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
    7. me: no
    8. partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
    9. me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
     

  6. lesbianathogwarts:

    neyruto:

    april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face 

    that post got very sad very fast

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  7. rexuality:

    me: wow this is fucked up
    vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
    me: vagina no
    vagina:  ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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  9. jaclcfrost:

    [jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

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  10. literallyrad:

    there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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  11. tennants-hair:

    porn always ends up on your dash

    it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

    you will get porn on your dash

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