1. (Source: cyberho, via allkillernofiller)

     

  2. vixio:

    why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

    (via yelled)

     

  3. ask-gallows-callibrator:

    tebianco:

    winchesterson:

    perplexingly:

    geosaurus:

    perplexingly:

    Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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    Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

    Maybe they sleep like camels…image

    or cats…

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    or…. uh… snakes?

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    Yeeeeaaaaah

    Or maybe they sleep on trees

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    There is nothing about this post I don’t love

    maybe they sleep like bats

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    FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS

    (via fandom-universe)

     

  4. boatany:

    my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

    (via yelled)

     

    1. Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
    2. Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
    3. Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
    4. Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
    5. Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
    6. Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
     

  5. vivelagiygas:

    I don’t understand why Maned Wolves aren’t more popular on tumblr, I mean look at them
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    They’re like
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    foxes

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    on

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    stilts.

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    they’re absolutely precious and

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    totally

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    fucking

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    ridiculousimage

    in every way

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    (via fandom-universe)

     

  6. darrynek:

    itshinyu:

    darrynek:

    why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

    And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

    get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

    (Source: panerasexual, via fandom-universe)

     
  7. itsleightaylor:

    purrevogue:

    Just some of celebs talking about teen’s “disorders”. (So much more celebs talk about this but I’ve found just these photos.)

    you know something is up when jaden smith is making sense

    (Source: sweaters-coffee-books-tea, via fandom-universe)

     

  8. myindiangenocide:

    how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

    (Source: stay-at-home-doge, via paprika)

     

  9. genitaled:

    when a hot person calls themselves ugly

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    (Source: genitaled, via yelled)

     
  10. citizensyndrome:

    I see you, Fox News.

    (via irrelevantt-soul)

     
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